Tuesday, August 29, 2006

FAN ART!



It has been some time hasn't it? Since I posted my last Fan Art installment?
Well, I will tell you why...
This!
It took a lot of courage to find the courage to finally post this particular "fan" art.
As an artist, I think am pretty open minded and support freedom of expression.
But what is is this?!
Not only am I offended personally by this horrific attempt at a representation of my own creation, but I am offended for the whole visual art community. Many, many people (hundreds even) take years of practice and education to learn how to convey and communicate in a visual medium.
Then this 'Vandal' comes along and slops coloured lines in complete disregard to just about any of the rules that make art work properly.
What the hell did you do? Tape crayolas to your elbows?
Where are their pupils? Starbun hasn't a mouth! Ector's pants are black!
Oh, and nice scan job. Next time try getting that black smudge in the top right corner too.
I think I can speak for all of my peers in saying "For shame!"
And thanks for the submission! You crazy cats keep the fan art comin', okay?

10 comments:

Justin said...

i do like starbun's magic aura. or glowing pee.

Anonymous said...

U-unka Emmy? You don' wike my pitcher? But I drawed it for you...

Anonymous said...

Stop foolin'! We all know you did it yourself.

Emmett said...

Pfff. Give me a break.
Why would I send myself crappy fan art of my own creation?
I can draw my characters the best out of anybody. Ever.
Grow up.

Anonymous said...

We have been looking at your f.art since last Tuesday.

Excuses such as "but I moved" are for little whiny babies.

Justin said...

being anonymous is for big fat pussies.

Justin said...
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Anonymous said...

Bah! I'm not anonymous to SeƱor Starbun Slackypants. I should never have given him back his DVD player because now he'll get all lazy and won't make any more Starbuns.

DaMasta said...

It would have been funnier if you would have called him Slacky Slackerson. Or Starbun McSlackerpants.

Learn how to be funny, mister anonymous man.

Anonymous said...

Nuh-uh. Funny is Emmett's job. A JOB WHICH HE IS SHIRKING.